— Hello! ✘

— My name is Lassi J. Kallio. ✘

— I sometimes use "Creative Gull" as my alias on the web. I also have several make-believe businesses with their own pages on Facebook, Instagram, and elsewhere. "Lokinkakka Graphics" is one of them. ✘

— So, why "Creative Gull" and "Lokinkakka" (which means Seagull poop in English)? ✘

— Well, I love seagulls very much, and I like to create, and the poop thing comes from the fact that my graphic design outputs are just crap. ✘

— So why make-believe? ✘

— Because I like to create and share my stuff — and for me — it's more fun to do it with an outlet like a business. Even if it's not a real one. ✘

— And why I don't have a business? (Even though I once dreamed about it.) ✘

— Simply because I don't have what it takes to run a business — neither are my creative skills at that level that would make a good business. I am actually out of work and also have some mental health issues. ✘

— So, this creative stuff is a way for me to do something when I feel up to it. ✘

— Endnote: I'm more like a sloth than a gull. But I love gulls, I enjoy creating, and my stuff are poop. ✘

— I hope you enjoy them too! ✘